Welcome to...
"Are you mocking me?"- Missie
"No, we're quoting you!"- Ben
"I can't eat this now; it's got personality."- Jon
"Pass the pea."- Josh
"I could have been a square-dancing country mouse. But no, I had to get the chicken pox. Sometimes life just sucks."- Vanessa
"I want my fish! La la la la."- Josh
"What? Your name is Happiness Five?" -Courtney
"No, I don't like chaos! It gets on my nerves."- Missie
"I may be male, but I'm not that dense."- Ben
"Please, may I have my hand back?"- Chrisy
"No! It's going to get me."- Jon
"Don't use my quote; that's unright."- Courtney
"I just interpreted it, I didn't say it."- Katherine
"Don't beat the bunny!!!"- Jen
"Ew, now I have the floor all over me."- Vanessa
"I was hitting excessively hard, but no one bothered to tell me this until I knocked Justin out!"- Ben
"Katherine, you look like a deformed purple jelly bean."- Chrisy
"I am not obsessed. I was just feeding my goldfish and there are strange people in my house."- Kerry
"Congratulations! You're no longer a shoulder virgin."- Ben
"I would just like to say...OWWW!!!"- Josh
"It's a lot faster - and it takes less time, too!"- Giancarlo
"Wait a sec, wait a sec - I wasn't done when we started."- Missie
"John, have you lost it?"- Ben
"Apparently."-Tiny
"Well, you can be Vice-God."- Jonah, to Katherine
"Did you blow the whole game?"- Josh
"Yeah, why do you think Kerry cheered so hard?"- Chrisy
"Will you please stop that? I keep making weird noises."- Katherine
"If you fall over, I'm going to laugh, and Jenny's not."- Tiny
"Of course there's a square in a circus. Where else would they put it?"- Katherine
"Vanessa, can I use this purple note pad? ... Silence implies consent."- Helen
"I'm cold."- Katherine
"So drink your tea."- Ben
"It's iced tea."- Katherine
"If you let me move my head, I can turn the other cheek."- Jon
"Yeah, so your gecko's a wuss."- Jonah
"Oh, fuck me! ... That was not an invitation, Jonah."- Chrisy
"I got another cow!"- Josh
"I have evil in my teeth."- Courtney
"You're leaving him in charge of my head?"- Dave
"You look like a possessed Mario brother."- another of Chrisy's descriptions of Katherine
"Don't hurt the massage arm!"- Jenny
"If you two start fighting, I'm going to hurt you both."- Chrisy
"I do better when I'm psycho! This could become a trend."- Chrisy
"If I get screwed, everybody else can get laid... I mean screwed."- Jonah
"Hi, ho, the - yippee, skippy! I got my four!"- Chrisy
"Oh, I know why Jen has a tail... the Kool-Aid's still wet!"- Katherine
"Be weary of the magic comforter!"- Helen
"Talk to my nose."- Katherine
"Just don't fluff me and I'll be all good."- Chrisy
"She has the hedgehog and the fleece. You see how life is unfair?"- Katherine
"I was closer in size to the closet than the towel."- Ben
"That makes you background."- Katherine
"You sound like a photosynthetic eunuch who's trying to regain his manhood."- Helen
"Make a liar out of me, why don't you?"- Ben
"It's not too hard."- Missie
"Get under the ham."- Jenny
"Two!"- Jonah
"And doubles at that."- Katherine
"It's different. She has a Get Out of Jail Free card. You have to go to bail court; she just kind of escapes."- Tiny
"If I land on Tiny, it'll be okay."- Chrisy
"Hey baby, I've got good fiber... wanna fuck?"- Josh
"I've seen you stab ketchup packets, I've seen you fork eclairs..."- Jonah, to Chrisy
"I am not a nun, I don't know what nuns do!"- Kerry
"Don't poke holes in my bra!" -Chrisy
"If you were trying to take a picture with that camera, there was no film
in it."- Missie
"Damn that sucks."- Ben
"What would you do if it rained women?"- Vanessa
"Get a bucket!"- Dave
"Jen, what are you on, and can I have some?"- Chrisy
"That's like me, with the whipped cream!"- Colleen
"I didn't see you take my nose because my eye was in Dave's stomach!"- Jen
"I'm better when there's friction and I'm horizontal."- Josh
"I complain, bitch, and moan, but I don't whine."- Kerry
"Yours isn't sticky."- Jon
"I can make it sticky."- Jonah
"I don't think you have my regeneration button."- Kerry, to Katherine
"That's what he said yesterday when he was muttering strange utterings of science."- Helen
"Have a nice day, demigoat."- Tiny
"God doesn't want anything but this fork in my mouth."- Courtney
"Hop on!"- Dave
"Pull it out so I can eat it!"- Josh
"This is not a good position to balance right here..."- Tiny
"Hold on to that thing. FLOP flop flop."- Ben
"Someone turn the door off."- Katherine
"I don't know...I can't keep my nuts straight."- Jenny
"Oh geez, I didn't know it was that long..."- Josh
"She can give directions while she's doing it, maybe even give a demonstration."- Kerry, referring to Chrisy
"You just use it for that stupid penis thing."- Josh, to Ben
"Come on, work with me. I'll give you a new change of ink when I get home; I'll even fix your toner!"- Katherine
"I can't think when everybody's telling me what to do!"- Missie
"Everybody's trying to screw me - lucky me!"- Kerry, during Terpopoly
Well, that's about all so far. Any suggestions? Send 'em here or just walk over to the message board at 2147 Denton.